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" Dis is da only swimbape u need on yo rod ,316 lure or deps aint aint got s#it on dis bape ,if your lookin 4 da best u found it , give me an extra 30$ and i will sprinkle toad dust on this bait ( phatgirls love toad dust) Dis be da greatest bape ever hand carved ,if u be lookin 4 da next best bait look no further dis be wut u lookin 4 ... good luck on hookin phatgirls for an extra 10$ i will apply slaunch sauce (buyer beware slaunch sauce may contain herpes of some sort) TIGHTLINES!! "