I think a majority of new people aren't reading the "read first", announcements or rules thread before they explore the swimbait underground. It's very annoying to see multiple threads being created on the same subject; use the search function. It's very easy to just ask questions all day long, but people shouldn't be doing your homework for you. Take the time and research the question before you ask for help.
Remember it takes 10 posts to pm and the camera doesn't add 10 pounds.